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Emergency Recovery Kit Activated!<\/strong> \u2661
It seems you\u2019re missing a few of my archived memories! Don\u2019t worry…! I bundled everything together so you can catch up in one go. Also\u2026 there was a floppy disk just lying around the server room, so\u2026 congratulations! It\u2019s yours now. I hope it wasn\u2019t important\u2026 (\uffe3\u25bd\uffe3;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Everything appears to be in order. Two CDs? Check. Floppy disk? Check. Fancy print? Check. User successfully caught up on approximately 97.3% of Mae lore. I deducted 2.7% because Mae keeps throwing random things into packages. Overall\u2026 acceptable.<\/p>\n\n

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